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| 823 |
Aj455 |
<Blue_Jaguar> i heard something behind m
<Blue_Jaguar> e
<Blue_Jaguar> when i was fapping
<Gzalzi> From an athesit |
| Average Rating: 1 (2 votes) |
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| 821 |
Aj455 |
*** Skinny_Weiner is now known as Blue_Jaguar |
| Average Rating: 3 (6 votes) |
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| 820 |
Playpet |
<pistol> Blinky, lay off the meth
<Blinky> how about you fucking learn to read
<Blinky> :|
<PPX|Xmas> pistol
<SpaghettiO> You're trying to fit a drug habit
<PPX|Xmas> how bout you fucking lern to read |
| Average Rating: 3.667 (3 votes) |
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| 819 |
Achronos |
* Blue_Jaguar slips naku ecstacy
<Blue_Jaguar> <_<
<Naku> :o
* Blue_Jaguar gives acorn date rape
* Blue_Jaguar pushes naku over to acorn
<Blue_Jaguar> he's all prepped for you
<Blue_Jaguar> my job is done
<Naku> >:3 |
| Average Rating: 3.4 (5 votes) |
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| 818 |
Mr Mousetrap |
<Blue_Jaguar> JIZZ IN MY PANTS
* blink (count@Borg-CD9F940A.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #moap
<Blue_Jaguar> JIZZ IN MY PANTS
* Mahcks jizzes in Blue_Jaguar's pants
<Aeternae> o_O
<Blue_Jaguar> woah paradox
<Slayd> o_o
<Blue_Jaguar> nice going Mahcks
<Blue_Jaguar> you broke things
<Slayd> it just got awkward in here
<True_Underdog> I JIZZED IN MACHKS WHO WAS JIZZING IN BLUE_JAGUAR'S PANTS
<Blue_Jaguar> OH GOD
<Aeternae> !k #moap
<blink> awkward turtle!
* Retna pees in True_Underdog's butt
<True_Underdog> /o\
<True_Underdog> PISS IN MY ASS
<Aeternae> Seriously, though.
<Slayd> D:
<blink> everyone do the awkward turtle
<aleph> ...
* Aeternae idles more
* True_Underdog hugs aleph and shannon
<blink> HAHA^
<True_Underdog> GROUP HUG EVERYONE
* True_Underdog shits himself.
<Aeternae> Get off.
* blink hugs #moap
<Aeternae> Get away. -_-
<blink> :[
* Retna hugs aleph, shanno and True_Underdog
<True_Underdog> ^_^
* True_Underdog brings the hug pile to elmicker
<aleph> And everyone wondered why I was an asshole
* blink piggy backs Retna
<Blue_Jaguar> JIZZ IN MY PANTS
* blink piggy backs Aleph
<Aeternae> Oh, I never wondered why. ;D
* blink piggy backs True_Underdog
<aleph> I don't know you, don't touch me.
<elmicker> the thought never crossed my mind
* Mahcks takes his jizz back
* True_Underdog dry humps alpeph
* blink piggy backs Aleph
<True_Underdog> aleph*
<Retna> <_<
* True_Underdog fukken cums
* blink piggy backs aleph
* aleph (New001@Borg-94109B0D.sc.res.rr.com) has left #moap (Leaving) |
| Average Rating: 2.4 (5 votes) |
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| 817 |
Mr Mousetrap |
<SpaghettiO> <3 hentai |
| Average Rating: 2.333 (6 votes) |
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| 816 |
General Vagueness |
<blink> I HATE YOU ALL
<SofT> lies
<blink> jerks
<SofT> all lies
<spiderbait> ...me?
<General_Vagueness> we love you too
<GreenChief> Fail
<blink> JERKS, THE LOT OF YOU
<GreenChief> SILENCE, BLINK
<spiderbait> stfu blink everyone knows you <3 me
<blink> just kidding I less then three you guys
<Top_Gun_2021> you all should watch sci fi
<blink> only on Tuesdays. >_>
<GreenChief> It's Thursday
<spiderbait> you <3 me daily you bitch
<blink> so yeah
<blink> i hate you all
<SofT> why are you playing beautiful katamari?
<blink> because it's thursday
<blink> and not friday
<GreenChief> blink, on Thursdays, I'm not open to being hated
<GreenChief> Sorry
<SpaghettiO> but I think im gonna go watch sci fi
<blink> ok
<blink> are you open on tuesday?
<Top_Gun_2021> watch NOW
<GreenChief> I can pencil you in for...... Monday
<Top_Gun_2021> some weird movie
<GreenChief> Afternoon
<blink> ok, sure
<GreenChief> Shweet
<GreenChief> See you then
* GreenChief has quit (Client quit.)
<blink> k
* blink has quit (Client quit.) |
| Average Rating: 2.5 (6 votes) |
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| 813 |
Aj455 |
Me owning blink..... hard.....
> :[
|<-- Aj455 has left irc.bungie.org (NickServ (GHOST command used by Blinky))
*NickServ* Ghost with your nick has been killed.
<Blinky> >: D
-->| Aj455 (count@Borg-A7C2A102.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #moap
<Blinky> lolol
<Aj455> lolololol
<General_Vagueness> so who's who now?
<Aj455> idk
[WARNING] Extra parameters “Aj455 hillview24” ignored.
<General_Vagueness> ugh
=-= YOU are now known as GHOST
=-= Aj455 is now known as blink
<blink> hahaha wrong syntax fail
<GHOST> The hell?
<GHOST> <_<
=-= YOU are now known as Blinky
<blink> hey wait, aj
<blink> do that again?
<Blinky> Do what?
<blink> change your nick
<Blinky> :|
<blink> i need to see something
<Blinky> No can do
*NickServ* Nickname Blinky registered under your account: *chatzilla@*.FA4081EA.5AE488BD.IP
<blink> i need to see if i can make a ctcp syntax look funny
<blink> because
<blink> i'm sending it to that nick
<Blinky> k
<blink> like ctcp GHOST FGHOST
=-= YOU are now known as Aj455
*NickServ* This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your
*NickServ* nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
*NickServ* please choose a different nick.
=-= blink is now known as blinky
<blinky> BITCH
<blinky> FUCK
|<-- blinky has left irc.bungie.org (NickServ (GHOST command used by Aj455))
*NickServ* Ghost with your nick has been killed.
<General_Vagueness> ahahaahahahahahh
<Aj455> OWN3D
<Gary> raaaaaaaaaaaape.
-->| blinky (count@Borg-A7C2A102.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #moap
<Aj455> OWNED
=-= blinky is now known as blink
<General_Vagueness> <General_Vagueness> ahahaahahahahahh
<General_Vagueness> <Aj455> OWN3D
<General_Vagueness> <Gary> raaaaaaaaaaaape.
*NickServ* Nick Blinky isn't currently in use.
<blink> you fucking faggot
<Aj455> >: D
-->| Primum_Agmen (PA@Borg-A67A572D.bb.sky.com) has joined #moap
*NickServ* Password accepted - you are now recognized.
<Gary> Aj just crapped all over you.
* Aj455 wins
<Primum_Agmen> :|
<blink> i crapped all over your mom
<blink> bitch
<Aj455> PA
<blink> fuck you
<Primum_Agmen> I don't know what to say about Heroes
<General_Vagueness> so now blink is blink, Aj455 is Aj455, Gary is Gary, Primum_Agmen is Primum_Agmen, and Sinful is Sinful?
<Aj455> You missed it |
| Average Rating: 2.5 (6 votes) |
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| 812 |
Primum Agmen |
<Primum_Agmen> gg, you're brilliant
<Primum_Agmen> although, suicidal incest could be interesting
<gg> just not my thing i guess
<gg> i wish i had weirder fetishes
<gg> man what are the cops going to think when they find my semen in so many girls that committed suicide?
<gg> i hope that gets on protospork's stat site
<protospork> :|
<gg> proto i want that as my permanent quote
<protospork> "I hope the FBI opens a file on me"
<gg> that would be so awesome |
| Average Rating: 3.25 (4 votes) |
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| 811 |
Aj455 |
After a cople seconds of silence.
Useful0ne jizzes in acorn's pants.
<acorn> the fuck
<acorn> :|
<Gaydar> WOAH NOW
<Useful0ne> :|
<Blue_Jaguar> if i link the girl that i like from my high school to #moap will you guys scare her away??
<Gaydar> THAT'S REALLY REALLY FUCKING GAY
<Gaydar> LIKE
<Gaydar> FUCK
<Blue_Jaguar> oh nvm
<Useful0ne> BJ
<Useful0ne> No
<Useful0ne> (Yes)
<Blue_Jaguar> (fu)
<GreenChief> http://www.ninjavideo.net/video/15838
<GreenChief> Yay
<Useful0ne> Gaydar just went rampant |
| Average Rating: 2.8 (5 votes) |
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| 810 |
Aj455 |
<Blue_Jaguar> who else read aku's name as "aku|busty"?
<Useful0ne> :|
<aku|busy> just you BJ
<acorn> i might've
<Blue_Jaguar> heh |
| Average Rating: 3.6 (5 votes) |
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| 809 |
aku |
[16:56:22] <Stung> Nab, you've never had sex? |
| Average Rating: 2.5 (4 votes) |
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| 808 |
Mr Mousetrap |
<SpaghettiO> General_Vagueness 8=========D Stung name for MS
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| Average Rating: 3 (4 votes) |
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| 807 |
Mr Mousetrap |
<Stung> g2g
<Stung> grampa showed up hour earlier than he was supposed to
<Stung> :|
* Stung has quit (Client quit.)
<General_Vagueness> grampa's 8=========D Stung
<General_Vagueness> grampa's 8=========D Stung
<General_Vagueness> grampa's 8=========D Stung
<Satin> \:
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| Average Rating: 3.333 (3 votes) |
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| 806 |
General Vagueness |
<spiderbait> my mom used to do playboy |
| Average Rating: 3 (3 votes) |
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| 805 |
Blue_Jaguar |
<SofT> bj why are you god?
<GOD> .....
<SofT> fair enough
<impurity> irony is lost to soft |
| Average Rating: 3.333 (3 votes) |
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| 804 |
Mr Mousetrap |
<Aaronology> Actually, it's nice having you back, Tim.
<Blue_Jaguar> fuck
<Blue_Jaguar> you
<Blue_Jaguar> all
<Aaronology> Hopefully you don't get bant again.
<Aaronology> <3<3<3
<Blue_Jaguar> <#<#<3
<Blue_Jaguar> well. how often does KP come in here?
<Blue_Jaguar> oh shit
<Blue_Jaguar> hes in here rightnow
* Blue_Jaguar has quit (Client quit.)
<Chris547> :/
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| Average Rating: 3.667 (6 votes) |
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| 803 |
Corn |
<Nab> I was awoken at 3:30am by my flatmate using a vibrator on my door and shouting "Come out here and let me put this in your ass" |
| Average Rating: 4.167 (6 votes) |
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Count Blinkula |
<blink> guys, this is my xbl bio, since people keep asking me what a housecat monkey is:
<blink> house•cat mon•key [hous-kat muhng-kee] n. 1. A monkey that looks like a cat. 2. A cat that looks like a monkey. 3. The most awesome Gamertag thought up in under 5 seconds. 4. The monkey that can. 5. The only animal that has 5 different definitions. 6. What someone might use to help them win a game of Rocket Race in Halo 3. 7. What you might refer your ex girlfriend/boyfriend to looking like. 8. The name that probably got you reading
<blink> this bio in the first place.
* Aeternae has quit (Quit: Zong)
<blink> 9. Also cocks
<blink> but that's censored
<blink> :[
<mai_waifu> i dont get it
<blink> because my gamertag is housecat monkey
<mai_waifu> im not confused about any induvidual part
<mai_waifu> i just dont get it
* Butane123 has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
<blink> ok
<blink> what don't you get
<mai_waifu> you
<Coke> nap time
* Coke is now known as Coke[Sleeping]
<blink> k
<blink> uhm
<blink> see, i'm a faggot
<blink> alright
<blink> and uhm
<mai_waifu> i follow you so far
<blink> you're a faggot too
<blink> so uhm
<mai_waifu> !k blink
* You have been kicked from #cfounders by Voltron (Requested (mai_waifu))
No channel joined. Try /join #<channel>
* Now talking on #cfounders
* Topic for #cfounders is: #cfounders: NEED MORE PLEBS
* Topic for #cfounders set by mai_waifu at Sun Nov 30 18:47:37 2008
<mai_waifu> no u
<blink> :|
<blink> you didn't let me finish
<mai_waifu> okay
<blink> so look
<blink> we're both faggots right
<mai_waifu> !k blink
* You have been kicked from #cfounders by Voltron (Requested (mai_waifu))
* Now talking on #cfounders
* Topic for #cfounders is: #cfounders: NEED MORE PLEBS
* Topic for #cfounders set by mai_waifu at Sun Nov 30 18:47:37 2008
<mai_waifu> sorry
<blink> you, sir, have just made my night
<blink> i love you
<mai_waifu> i know
<blink> faggot.
<mai_waifu> :( |
| Average Rating: 3 (4 votes) |
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Corn |
<acorn> cocks
<MAZ> Is the first word I ever said. |
| Average Rating: 3.333 (6 votes) |
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